I wish I was a witch!

Honestly, sometimes I wish I was a witch. Shebi if I had been a witch those thieves would have had it from me? I’d have broken their bones, every one of it, slowly and painfully. Then I’d have drained all the blood in their body and put it in their brains. Next, I’d have emptied their stomachs and used what I found in there to make hot pepper soup and fed them with it.

But I am not a witch. And I cannot ask God to punish them, because he loves them as much as he does me.

I still think being a witch is a necessary survival skill in Nigeria!

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