See me, geh dah cannor successfully vex with her boyfriend.
Human being dah cannor go two days without shitting.
Corper dah cannor successfully earn state allowance from her PPA.
Sister dah cannot buy oyoyo bread for her younger sister.
Aunty dah cannot buy birthday present for her niece.
Daughter dah has never given money to her parents.
Homo Sapien dah does nor know how to spend her money, buying ordinary face powder for a whooping #4,000. Tueh!
I have used it and no, it hasn’t made me prettier.
So, can you buy make up that expensive or not?
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